Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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