It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you traded sex for a burrito?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
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