She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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