I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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