remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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