They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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