God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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