i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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