I'd wear matching sweaters with you
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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