dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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