why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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