I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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