Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
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