Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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