we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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