This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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