return my video game
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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