Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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