i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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