Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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