# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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