with your own penis?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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