all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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