she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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