I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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