Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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