Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
MIDGETS
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After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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