i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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