Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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