omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
cat food counts as protein by the way
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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