Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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