doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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