Banned from zoo.
Again?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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