I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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