Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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