Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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