yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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