its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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