Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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