great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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