I think I am morally bankrupt
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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