they said they heard you say put it in my butt
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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