Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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