Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Green mimosas i think yes
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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