how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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