marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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