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Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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