I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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