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Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
The power of my boobs compel you
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