is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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