I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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