you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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