belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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