theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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